Week 2
There was a comedian called laughter he was going to perform tonight at the theatre.Then tonight he went to the performance he first said “ What do you call an animal you keep in your car? a carpet “ Second he said “ Why did the crab never share? Because he is shellfish “ Third he said “ What do you call a person with a stick on her lips lipstick” After an hour of laughs he said something so funny then the crowd erupted with laughter. They laughed, they couldn't breath then they started to catch their breath again then they went home.
Great jokes James.
ReplyDeleteI haven't heard of any of them before.I tried watching a comedy on tv the other night but it wasn't even funny.I preferred your jokes to the ones on tv.
Did you need to look in a book for them or did you already know them?.
Just remember too,that people's names need capital letters,because you have used laughter as a name,it needs a capital L.